#source: peacemaker

[johnwalkerwaow]

Ava: look, I have no interest in you other than your ability to fight with us. Just because you're handsome doesn't mean you're not a piece-of-shit murderer

John: you think I'm handsome?

Ava: oh my god, please fuck off

[incorrect-thunderbolts]

Walker: Hey, I got bullied too.

Bucky: How?

Walker: By kids calling me a bully all the time, and telling me I was abusive.

Bucky:

Walker: Hey, that hurt my feelings!

[teenwolf-incorrectquotes]

Deaton: Since all of you are so interested in... "upping the cool factor" of our projects, as Mr. McCall said, I have come up with a code name: Operation Butterfly. Stiles: No offense, but you're not known to be particularly creative. So, what, are we fighting a Mothra now? Deaton: [glances at Derek] Stiles: I saw that! So we ARE fighting a Mothra! What the hell are we going to fight a Mothra with? Deaton: That's not what this is. Stiles: Can I get a jetpack? Derek: No! Stiles: Are you kidding me? As the pack human, how the fuck am I supposed to fight a Mothra without at least a jetpack? Deaton: It's not a Mothra. Stiles: Still, my desire for a jetpack remains, 'cause you got me all excited about it!

[incorrect-maraudersaandco-quotes]

Evan: Pandora let me into Ravenclaw's room and I got the dungbombs from your chest Barty: How do you know the password to my chest? Evan: I know my own birthday, dude.

[cruger2984]

Kaeya: Archons, man! Do you read the news? Diluc: (in the window drinking wine) No. What for? It's depressing.

[incorrect-idolmastersidem-quotes]

Kaoru: Look, I have no interest in you other than your ability to perform on stage for us. Just because you're handsome doesn't mean you're not a piece-of-shit murderer. Teru: You think I'm handsome? Kaoru: (facepalms) Oh, my God, please fuck off.

[vigsilantes]

[Adrian said something cute about Y/N]

Y/N: Awww, babe, you’re such a sweetheart, you’ve gone so soft, my sweet syrup pie.

Adrian: No, my sweet syrup pie, I’ve gone hard!

Y/N: Ooohoh have you now?

[Adrian wiggles his brows]

Chris, from across the room: You guys are gross.

[resident-wof-expert]

-after the ending of Darkness of Dragons-

Winter: Kinkajou, you kinda suck.

Kinkajou, giggling: Yeah. I'm not doing okay.

[lostparadox]

Sometime later…

Goh: [Sees the Skwovet leave with a note tied to its tail]

Ash: [covered in scratches] Skwovets a pretty intense man.

Goh: It wasn’t exactly inconsistent with what I imagined would happen if someone without Pokeballs walked up to and grabbed a wild Skwovet.

Goh: You will not eat that Skwovet!

Ash: I don't wanna EAT him...

Goh: What are you gonna do then?

Ash: Well, I'm gonna write a note and tie it to its tail. Maybe somebody will find it and come get us outta here!

Goh: Yes! 'Cause when I see a Skwovet the first thing I do is check its tail for MESSAGES!

[johnwalkerwaow]

Bob: hey. Are you crying?

John, clearly upset: I'm not crying! I'm- fucking doing my face muscle exercises. I'm exercising the muscles in my face, making my face more... muscular. Your face is skinny as shit, I can tell you don't do these exercises for your face. Some of them look like crying. They're not crying.

Bob: well, can you maybe teach them to me?

John: no!

[kbetacygni]

Anyone else? Anyone else have plans actually related to the mission?

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[teenwolf-incorrectquotes]

Isaac: Hey. Are you crying? Derek, visibly crying: I'm not crying! I'm--- fucking doing my face muscle exercises. I'm exercising the muscles in my face, making my face more... muscular. Derek: [scoffs] Your face is skinny as shit, I can tell you don't do these exercises for your face. Some of them look like crying. They're not crying. Isaac, gently: Well, can you maybe teach them to me? Derek: No!

[gay-dorito-dust]

Thanks to my favourite person on TikTok Iván for this absolute gem

Adrian: just wait until you realise that houses are just mazes that we’ve memorised.

You: …Adrian what does that even mean?

Adrian: and I’m pretty sure I got stabbed like an hour ago, so that’ll explain the blood loss-

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[mythos321]

Qibli:Winter, I have to confess to you something about Darkstalker

Winter:what, is it that ya turned him into peacemaker?

Qibli:We turned him into pea-….okay when and how

Winter:Kinkajou told me

Flashback

Kinkajou collecting fruits with Winter:sooooo, we turned Darkstalker into Peacemaker with a strawberry

Winter:Huh, that right?

Kinkajou:Yeah, and Sunny’s Ace!

Winter, more intrigued by that:REALLY?

End of Flashback

Winter:and then I threw a sloth treat at her, true story

Qibli:right…

[incorrect-idolmastersidem-quotes]

Kazuki: Why the fuck are your pants all the way down? Sora: Well, I can't pee when clothes are touching my butt.